Texting is a waste of time

Everywhere you look, you can see people peering into their bitsy screen and fumbling over Thumbelina-size keys trying to stay connected to work, friends, children, partners… life. We’ve all seen them — stumbling down the sidewalk, steering with their knees or even holding on to a baby carriage while they type away, oblivious to the real world passing them by. Whether e-mailing, texting or SMSing their life away, they have chosen to unplug from the real world while they hook-up with their NBF who LOLs at every benign transmission from you or their 500 other BFFs.

This has gotten so ridiculous I’ve come up with a name for them:

Zomberries [zom-ber-eez] – noun, plural: Zomberries are individuals who think that their reciprocal response is so important that they are willing to forfeit their terrestrial existence, and in some cases their safety, to fondle their QWERTY at every opportunity.

DSC_0187When I recently attended the AIM Conference, Zomberries where everywhere. The conference was on social marketing and especially mobile marketing. Like many, I make sure I keep a healthy dose of skepticism since we are in the business of finding and adapting media that will help our clients with their businesses and brand today and tomorrow. Though I was encouraged by the conference on a number of levels, which we have touched on in previous blogs, the BIG picture remains the same as ever. There is a balance that must be maintained or the market will shift. In the case of mobile, the danger is that if the activity starts to over consume your existence, the quality of your real life diminishes. New media and the virtual world should augment our reality for the better. So the next time you’re weaving down a busy sidewalk with your head buried in your Blackberry, make sure you look up once in a while or you’ll smash into another Zomberry.

*Sent from my trampberry.

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3 Responses to “Texting is a waste of time”

  1. I’m with you. I’m tired of texturbating zomberries fondling their qwerty’s in public. Ha!

    I was at a public skate one day with Leigh last winter and we witnessed a 13 year old girl (I’m guessing) texting and skating. Huh?! I wonder if she could text while doing a sit spin or ’shoot the duck’! Now that would be impressive.

  2. Sent from my Blackberry ;)

  3. Following along with the zomberry theme, until i find a way to appreciate tweeting, i’ve been thinking of it as a verbal spasm – a slightly more articulate form of a burp or a fart – something that you wish people would do quietly but just can’t quite seem to keep under wraps.

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